Ron Swanson: I want this night to get krazy. Get me a shot of snake juice. I hear it has a dope aftertaste.
— The FightParks & Meth
Give us all the Blue Sky you have.
Tom Haverford: Yeah, Jessica’s a gold digger. But I’m a gold digger, digger.
— 94 Meetings
Ron Swanson: We have one activity planned: not getting killed.
— Pawnee Rangers
April Ludgate: Andy recently diagnosed himself with what he calls “Shoeshine Head.”
It’s when you shine too many shoes and the fumes create a thunderstorm in your brain.
— The Possum
Ron Swanson: We can’t have raccoons for the Christmas thing. They’ll hunt the kids for sport.
— Christmas Scandal
Old Gus: And just for the record, I never ever liked being called “Old Gus.” I didn’t understand it when I was in my 20s and I sure hate it now.
— Ron and Tammy
For something that almost started as a throwaway afterthought on 4:52 on a workday August afternoon, the last 24 hours have been nothing short of — cue Chris Treagor voice — literally unbelievable.
It’s hard to believe out of nowhere we got this shout-out from the Nutmeg State’s finest export: Ken Tremendous/Michael Schur (and the AV Club … and UPROXX and pretty much every relevant website … AND finally Aziz Ansari himself ?!?).
It can probably only be described in only one word:
Awesomesauce.
Tom Haverford: “Those are some diddies, and some bone thugs n’ harmoniums, right there … those ludacrises are coming in great.”
— The Stakeout
Andy Dwyer: Burt Maclin … FBI.
— Greg Pikitis
RIP DJ Roomba.
